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Steelers’ White Collar Offense Could Use Some Elbow Grease

September 21st, 2009 · 4 Comments · Steelers

Apologies in advance, but this week’s Steelers Hangover is rated NC-17.

Pardon us, but after watching the Steelers lose 17-14 in Chicago, Pulling No Punches has its mind in the gutter…because the Steelers’ backfield looked a bit naked and exposed.

One loss and suddenly every talk radio caller is wondering where their beloved hard-nosed, bare-knuckle, Smash Mouth Football has gone. Most of the consternation is aimed in the direction of Willie Parker, who, in the first two games, has pranced and danced apprehensively behind his blockers like Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.

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But anxious Steelers fans need to see the forest from the trees. Let’s not look at what is there (Parker and his backfield buddies), but rather what’s missing.

In 2007, newly arrived coach Mike Tomlin brought a fresh perspective to the Steel City. Most of his changes helped to modernize an offensive philosophy that was stuck in the Cold War era, but bringing over the “single back” offense from his former employer, the Minnesota Vikings, Tomlin tossed out the staple ofPittsburgh Smash Mouth Football – the fullback.

Remember the fullback? Squat, stocky, built like a weeble wobble. From Rocky Bleier to Merrill Hoge to Dan Kreider, the Steelers had always employed an obstinate, ill-humored fullback, or “blocking back,” since the 1970s glory days. That all changed when Tomlin brought offensive coordinator Bruce Arians into the fold. Arians hates fullbacks like I hate parking in the South Side.

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In principle, the move was made to give quarterback Ben Roethlisberger an additional downfield receiving threat by swapping out a slow, fumble-fingered fullback for a more versatile tight end or wide receiver.

But you can’t smash mouths without a proper battering ram, and since the fullback was phased out in 2007, the Steelers’ ground game has lost its consistency – its oomph, especially in crucial short yardage situations.

Picasa 3 9212009 64023 PMThis is what you look like when the Steelers have a 3rd and short.

Proponents of the single back offense argue that the extra tight end on the line of scrimmage aids pass protection and guards Roethlisberger’s ever-vulnerable blind side. However, the statistics from last season show an insignificant increase in protection.

Roethlisberger was sacked only two more times out of single tight end sets (15) than double tight end sets (13). In fact, his completion percentage was better in 2008 out of single tight end formations compared to double tight end formations: 61% versus 56%. His yards per pass average was also slightly better with only one tight end.

More importantly, by playing without a blocking back to catch the leaks that seep through the offensive line, not to mention open up holes that aren’t thereinitially (like Kreider used to), the Steelers have been flaccid and predictable when they need just another yard or two to extend drives.

Recently Updated20Forget a yellow pill, the best medicine for the Steelers’ impotence on third and short is to bring out the fullback in key situations.

Sunday’s loss to the Bears is a prime example. The game turned not on kicker Jeff Reed’s two field goal misses, but on failed third down conversions in crunch time. While the Steelers had to respect the Bears’ running game on third down, Chicago was able to sick the dogs on Roethlisberger without worrying about a quick handoff burning them up the middle.

Two third downs failures came back to haunt the Steelers.

The first missed opportunity came early in the second half on a 3rd and short near midfield. With just a single yard to gain, Roethlisberger lined up in the Shotgun like he was playing touch football in Lawrenceville. Shockingly, he was sacked, which ended a nice drive and let the Bears hang around a little too long, like an annoying friend.

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Yet again, on the Steelers’ last possession of the game, Arians wasn’t confident that his running game could get him six feet – enough to salt away the game and get Reed some much needed cushion on a wet, muddy field. Pick up a few steps, and it’s game over.

But on 3rd and 2 from the Chicago 25, Roethlisberger again dropped back to pass, failing to connect downfield with Santonio Holmes, leading to Reed’s missed 43-yarder and an all-inclusive trip to the Heartbreak Hotel.

In 2008, the Steelers made something out of nothing time and time again. They were Copperfield. But in 2009, they’re Criss Angel. The illusion of Three Yards and a Cloud of Dust, Pittsburgh Steeler Football with a capital F, is waning.

In order to win close games, the Steelers don’t necessarily need to grind out every third down between the tackles, but they need to make their opponents at least think they can. Right now, no defense in the NFL is buying a Steelers play-action fake on third and short. Pittsburgh’s blue collar football identity has gone the way of the fullback, and well, the blue collar itself. It’s becoming extinct. Even for an incredibly deep and talented team like the Steelers, that is a legitimate concern.

Mark it down: 230-pound rookie fullback Frank “The Tank” Summers will see more of the field in the coming weeks, and the Steelers will have more success on the ground.

Recently Updated19Let me hear you, Pittsburgh: “Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!”

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Steelers Hangover Week 1: 13 Real Points, 0 Style Points, and a Win

September 11th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Steelers

Welcome to the premier edition of the Steelers Hangover. Have a seat, take an aspirin, and let’s quietly reflect on the Sunday Thursday that was in the NFL.

Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin has a thing for catch phrases. Throughout the pre-season, Tomlin preached a minimalist philosophy.

“We don’t care about style points,” he kept telling the media.

Boy, I’ll say.

Aside from Stefan “Little Bit” Logan’s tantalizing opening kickoff return, the Steelers were far from stylish in their 13-10 Week 1 victory over the Tennessee Titans. Pittsburgh’s running game was $7 Wal-Mart jeans and their pass protection was 80s bangs.

The nationally televised kickoff bash will undoubtedly send both teams spiraling down the fabled “Power Rankings” on the hyper-reactionary mainstream sports web sites, not to mention downgrade their respective “contender” statuses the minds of America’s ADD-riddled football fans, but don’t be fooled. This was a tight, tactical, hard-nosed game featuring two elite AFC defenses.

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This is the NFL, not Dancing with the Stars.

Style points be darned, the Steelers won the game and Titans running back LenDale White went trotting back to Tennessee without a Terrible Towel to trounce on. Mr. White, who tipped-toed for a whopping 28 yards on Thursday, did not keep his promise.

“If there is a towel in the stands, I will stomp on it,” White promised reporters before the game. “I don’t care who gets mad.”

Well, Mr. White, like they say in Congress…

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“You lie!”

The Steelers snatched victory from the jaws of defeat because the defense was handing out Federal-sized bailouts all night long. The dominance of the defense, both last night and last season, was underlined in big, bold Sharpie marker by the ludicrous pass interference call on Troy Polamalu in the second quarter. In the last five years, the NFL has done everything in its power to favor wide receivers, as last night’s phantom call is evidence of. And yet in 2008, the Steelers defense allowed the fewest yards per play in the last three decades.

Unreal.

 My Pictures5-1The Steelers/Titans officiating crew was doing its best “distracted pro wrestling referee” impression last night.

Before I get tipsy off all this whine…on to the premier edition of The Steelers Hangover Awards!

Double Yoi! Play of the Week
The first-ever Double Yoi! Play of the Week goes to the Heinz Field PA crew, who boldly waited to unleash the legendary Styx “Renegade” montage until the twilight of the fourth quarter, when the Steelers defense desperately needed to come up with a stop. Casey Hampton reacted like he just found a treasure trove of Chicken McNuggets.

With just a few muffled percussions, Heinz Field was transformed from a public library into a raucous 12th man. If the Director of Rock (I made that up) would have jumped the gun and pulled out Styx at the beginning of the fourth quarter, as per usual, the Steelers would be 0-1. Believe it.

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The Fail Dog Display of Ineptitude of the Week
The Display of Ineptitude of the Week, inspired by FailDogs.com, goes out to the heavily inebriated gentleman in the Kevin Greene jersey who sat behind me in peanut heaven at Heinz Field last night.

With the Steelers driving deep into Titans territory, the man publicly lamented the Steelers’ running strategy.

“Here we go again,” he screamed. “(Offensive coordinator) Arians couldn’t score in the Red Zone if his (bleepin’) life depended on it.”

And so on.

It’s common knowledge among Steelers fans that the team cannot score touchdowns in the red zone, and naturally Arians is the culprit. Great logic. The only problem is that it’s entirely untrue. It’s Steelers Nation’s own little “Death Panels for Granny.”

Actually, the Steelers were seventh best in the league in red zone efficiency in 2008. So, sorry, Mr. Drunkasaurus Rex, but you are the recipient of the premier Fail Dog Display of Ineptitude of the Week award.

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What Did We Learn This Week, Children?
We learned that an intangible little miracle called “chemistry” doesn’t make your offensive line any better in one off-season. We also learned that Santonio Holmes is ready to pick up right where he left off, literally, after he grabbed a quiet 131 yards and one touchdown against a very astute Titans secondary (Holmes had exactly the same statistics in last year’s Super Bowl. Spooky.)

Thanks to Hines Ward’s bizarre fumble, we even learned that if you give Ben Roethlisberger (33-for-43, 363 yards, 1TD) two do-or-die drives, he’ll lead his team down the field on both of them, no questions asked (thank you and drive home safely).  

Finally, in just a quarter and a half, we learned that Troy Polamalu is unequivocally the best open-field tackler in the NFL. Forget the one-handed interception. His back-to-back tackles on the Titans’ first drive were super human. His closing speed is more than insane. It’s Usain.

Unfortunately, we were quickly reminded that Polamalu does, in fact, put his pants on one leg at a time when he was knocked out of the game with a flukey knee injury. His sprained medial collateral will keep him out 3-6 weeks – emphasis on the six.

Consequently, we learned that the Madden curse is still as real as ever (which makes sense, because Willie Parker looked like he was running against the “All-Madden” defense on Xbox).

But as unbelievable as it may seem, the most important thing that we learned on Thursday night is that the Steelers defense is so stacked that it can manhandle last season’s best regular season team – even with the league’s most dynamic, full-bodied safety on the sidelines.

So relax, Pittsburgh. It might not always be pretty, but you are watching something truly beautiful.

Now on to Chicago.

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Steelers Season Preview Part Two: Pittsburgh Fast to Forget About Willie

September 3rd, 2009 · 11 Comments · Steelers

Pittsburgh, for all its rich history and culture, is quick to proclaim “new eras.”

As the upcoming G-20 Summit is evidence of, the innate ability of Pittsburghers to embrace change has helped the city escape the choke of mill soot and Iron City hangovers of yore for a blue sky future of service economy nerdery and Hofbrauhaus happy hours.

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A South Side bartender wouldn’t be caught dead carrying a beer-amid in the 70s. Welcome to the New World Order.

Economically, new eras are great. In sports, they don’t always work out as planned.

Case in point: the Rashard Mendenhall era.

Like the Terry “Put In” Hanratty era of the 1970s, the Tim “Woops” Worley era of the early 90s, and the Kendrell “Don’t Call Me Boo” Bell era of the 2000s, the Rashard Mendenhall era was born of hype and hyperbole. Before he had even played an NFL pre-season game, many in Steelers Nation couldn’t wait to anoint Mendenhall as the next Adrian Peterson – an explosive, shifty runner destined to take the NFL by storm.

Judging solely from Mendenhall’s 214-yard performance against the vaunted USC defense in the 2008 Rose Bowl, there was certainly cause for delirium. Alas, after the Steelers drafted Mendenhall in the first round in 2008, Pittsburghers rummaged through their garages to find a shovel for the burial of Willie Parker, their decidedly over-the-hill two-time Pro Bowler.

Such is life in the ‘Burgh. One minute you’re Donny Iris, the next you’re Donny Osmond.

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“I resent that.”

Now, just one year after the Mendenhall era was postponed in its infancy by a bone-crunching Ray Lewis hit that placed the rookie running back on injured reserve, Steelers fans are already wondering aloud if the former Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year is a bust.

To be fair, it’s not Mendenhall’s fault that Lewis separated his shoulder. Injuries happen. But the way he has shuddered at impending contact and gone down to the turf at first resistance during the pre-season is cause for concern. Behind the Steelers’ beleaguered offensive line, you need to be able to fight through contact, because if last season is any indication, running lanes will be tighter than distressed jeans on a Bloomfield hipster.

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And boy, that’s tight.

So if Mendenhall isn’t ready to emerge as a reliable option in 2009, who will shoulder the other half of Willie Parker’s workload?

Here’s an idea: How about Willie Parker?

And just as you nearly spill Rolling Rock all over your keyboard trying to e-mail Pulling No Punches with the salient point that “Parker broke down in the middle of last season,” it is here that PNP says to you: Precisely.

Coach Mike Tomlin’s 2007 promise that the team would “ride Willie until the wheels fall off” turned out to be a prophecy. In back-to-back years, 2006 and 2007, Parker was given over 300 carries, the consensus “tipping point” for the durability of NFL running backs. Predictably, the undersized 5”10, 210 pound party-bus broke down last season and was sidelined for five regular season games.

But while Parker did flounder after returning from his knee injury in the second half of the season, his 146-yard, two touchdown jaunt through the San Diego Chargers defense in the AFC Divisional Playoffs is proof-positive that his race is far from run.

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Ready to throw the dirt on Willie? Not so fast. They thought pro wrestling’s infamous Undertaker was buried alive, too. Parker will be back with purple gloves on in 2009.

If there is one quality Parker has shown in spades, it’s resiliency. This is a man who was effectively benched for the final three years of his college career at the University of North Carolina, who clawed his way onto an NFL team as an undrafted free agent, and who – in the span of one year - went from fourth-string tackling dummy at the Steelers’ South Side practice facility to scampering for the longest rushing touchdown in Super Bowl history.

Last year’s disappointing season may have been a blessing in disguise for Fast Willie, because his injury reduced his workload to a light 210 carries. Fully healthy, Parker is a very effective running back.

Not convinced? Very well then, let’s get studious and look at some statistics.

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The proof is in the pudding pops.

Over the past four seasons, Willie Parker has rushed for 4,808 yards, averaging 4.3 yards per carry. On the ground, he has outperformed puffed up, Nike-sponsored peers like Clinton Portis and Steven Jackson. Jackson, two years Parker’s junior, has rushed for 200 less yards on roughly the same amount of carries. And 90 of his yards came from the greatest commercial in the history of the Western world.

Portis, considered a top 10 back, has gained 4,788 yards over the same span, but saw more carries than Parker. He averaged 4.2 yards per carry.

While Portis and Jackson pose bigger threats catching passes out of the backfield, it’s an erroneous point because the Steelers have always utilized a specialty third down running back this decade – from the sneakily productive Verron Haynes to the mercurial Mewelde Moore.

“Waltzing” Mewelde has passing situations covered. What the Steelers need is a capable runner for frigid late December games in the muck and the mire of Heinz Field when they will be forced to rely on ground-and-pound football. If Steelers fans are going into 2009 with doubts that Parker is the man for the job, the glint of his two Super Bowl rings should shine some light on the conundrum.

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Shield your eyes, Baltimore.

If you’re still restless, just ask yourself, “How would I feel if Clinton Portis was the Steelers running back?” As a pure runner, Parker is actually more efficient.

Of course, all of this casually ignores the elephant in the room – the dreaded Red Zone. Over the past decade, the Steelers have vacillated from quirky to infuriating when they are knocking on their opponents’ doorstep. The last 10 yards always seem the hardest. Last season, offensive coordinator Bruce Arians seemed to have found an answer to the Red Zone dilemma by abandoning the traditional Pittsburgh dogma of “pack the hogs in tight and pound the ball in” for more spread out, unpredictable philosophy.

The Red Zone is where the versatile Mendenhall can make an immediate impact in 2009. In fact, he has the opportunity to become a touchdown thief on par with Jerome Bettis. But first, he needs to learn a lesson or two from his predecessor about resiliency and toughness.

The emerging crop of Mendenhall doubters like to point out that the former Fighting Illini star only had one great season in college, where he ran for over 1,000 yards. That’s true, and maybe in the end he will go the way of “Woops” Worley and countless other busts, but if I was Willie Parker, I would sit down next to the 22-year-old, put my arm around him and say…

“Know how many 1,000 yard seasons I had in college? Zero. Now start running like you’ve got bills to pay.”

Do you think Willie Parker is past his prime? How do you think Rashard Mendenhall looks in pre-season? We want to hear from Steelers Nation in the Comments section.

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Big Ben or Big Baby?: The Enigma of Ben Roethlisberger

August 24th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Steelers

There are vicious allegations circulating around Pittsburgh that Ben Roethlisberger might just be a…

Gulp…

Wuss.

After sitting out Saturday’s preseason loss to the Washington Redskins with an Achilles tendon injury, Roethlisberger learned that even after winning two Super Bowl rings, he’s still not impervious to disparagement.

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It doesn’t matter if your name is Bubby or Ben. Steelers Nation always has something to say.

The talk radio circuit immediately questioned Roethlisberger’s toughness after all 345 pounds of Max Starks came crashing down on the quarterback’s foot during practice at St. Vincent’s last Thursday.

“It feels like a car ran over [my foot],” Roethlisberger told team president Art Rooney.

But many ‘Burghers weren’t buying Big Ben’s boo-boo, and the online message boards lit up with a wave of righteous indignation when it was announced that he would be sitting out the Steelers’ second preseason game.

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Take it easy, Pittsburghers. 345 pounds fell on Ben’s foot. You turn into Nancy Kerrigan every time you stub your toe on a bedpost. Whyyyyyyyy?

To be fair, Roethlisberger brought this all on himself.

After former head coach Bill Cowher resigned following the 2006 season, Roethlisberger publicly admitted the worst kept secret in the city: he and Cowher had a strained relationship. While they achieved so much together on the field, the pair could never seem to agree on the state of Roethlisberger’s health.

Roethlisberger somberly told reporters after the Steelers’ 2004 AFC Championship loss to the Patriots that he played the entire second half with two broken toes. But when the media asked Cowher to verify the claim, he just furrowed his brow, jutted out his chin and shook his head.

“Ben does not have broken toes,” Cowher fumed.

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Roethlisberger never followed up with team doctors about his tootsies, and walked out of Heinz Field that night without a noticeable limp. His toes may not have been broken, but undoubtedly his ego was bruised and his relationship with Cowher would never be the same.

The next season, when Roethlisberger became the youngest quarterback to win a Super Bowl at the age of 23, phantom injuries came up again. Number 7 boasted to reporters at training camp that he played much of the 2005 season with a broken thumb, but no one in the organization, including Cowher, revealed any such injury.

And just this past February, Roethlisberger added more mystique to an already legendary 78-yard Super Bowl-winning drive by telling Sports Illustrated that he played the entire game with two broken ribs.

One problem: the fractured ribs didn’t show up on team X-rays. According to Roethlisberger, they were revealed in a private MRI he had done a week after the Super Bowl. Team doctors didn’t notice broken ribs on their star quarterback? Either Conrad Murray had been moonlighting as the Steelers’ head physician, or Big Ben spends his nights sleeping in a hyperbolic chamber.

The passion of Pittsburgh sports fans can be a blessing and a curse for athletes that wear the black and gold. The Steel City doesn’t take kindly to excuses, so the results of a new reader’s poll in Pittsburgh Magazine’s “Best Of” issue shouldn’t come as a huge surprise.

The Steelers were voted “Best Sports Team,” but Sidney Crosby took the title of “Best Local Athlete,” not Roethlisberger.

Could Pittsburgh be falling out of love with Big Ben?

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Hold the phone, grandma. Let’s take a deeper look at this.

Fact: Roethlisberger won the Super Bowl in 2008 behind a revolving door offensive line.

Fact: He has also taken more punishment in the pocket in the last three seasons than any other quarterback in the league.

Roethlisberger has averaged 46 sacks per season over the past three years. Compared to the league’s other top quarterbacks, that’s a staggering number. Peyton Manning averaged 17 sacks per season during the same period. Drew Brees averaged 16 sacks. Tom Brady averaged 23.5 sacks per season in 2006-2007 (injured in 2008).

Even Roethlisberger’s 38-year-old Super Bowl opponent, the notoriously immobile Kurt Warner, averaged just 23 sacks per season in his last two years as a starter.

It’s impossible to overstate how porous the Steelers’ offensive line was in 2008. For comparison, in the Steelers’ 2005 Super Bowl season, Roethlisberger was sacked only 23 times. He was dumped exactly double that in 2008. No other quarterback this decade has won a championship while facing that much pressure.

Only one quarterback even came close: Tom Brady, who led the overachieving Patriots to their first Super Bowl in 2001 despite being sacked 41 times.

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Despite taking more than double the abuse of his peers in recent years, Roethlisberger has missed only six games due to injury in his five NFL seasons. In that half-decade, he has amassed 51 regular season wins, a league record.

Playoffs? Do you want to talk about playoffs? Roethlisberger has lead the Steelers to eight playoff wins in his first five seasons, the second most in NFL history behind only – you guessed it – Tom Brady.

Sure, Roethlisberger has the best quarterback rating in Steelers history (89.4), but The Divine One is in the business of results, not statistics. He whines from time to time. Who cares? He wins. He could tell Bob Pompeani that he’s suffering from sciurphobia for all I care.

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Sciurphobia? Fear of squirrels.

As the previously invoked Bill Cowher would say, at the end of the day, without Roethlisberger’s unique ability to avoid pressure in the pocket and bounce back from adversity, the Steelers would not have a championship to defend this season. If pure pocket passers like Brady or Manning swapped jerseys with Roethlisberger, could they have taken the Steelers to a sixth Super Bowl title?

I doubt it. The Steelers weren’t the best team in the NFL last season, but they were the last team standing because Roethlisberger refused to flinch. His improv skills and tenacity to make something out of nothing, even with the walls crumbling down around him so often, delivered the Steelers a championship that no other quarterback could.

Off the field, Roethlisberger may have a penchant for exaggeration, but on the field, his grit and resiliency is unmatched. Despite his boyish flaws and haphazard, backyard football mechanics, if Roethlisberger can lead the Steelers to a repeat this season, he will go down in the history books with Tom Brady as one of the elite quarterbacks of his generation and…

Gulp…

One of the greatest of all-time.

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