Years ago, we were at my husband’s parents’ house in Sharon PA when a male turkey wandered into their garage. We closed the door because, city folk that we are, we thought someone had shot an arrow through the poor bird’s neck. We called everywhere! Animal control was closed on Sunday. PA Dept of Wildlife-Conservation-whatever was not helpful.

Eventually, after crapping all over his dad’s car, the healthy and not-wounded male exited through a back window! Tim and his brother spent the rest of the afternoon replacing the window and washing the car so his dad wouldn’t tell us what fools we were for not knowing a “beard” was normal. Yeah, we were fools!

Anne